Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / The great secret in life ... [is] not \ | to open your letters for a fortnight. | | At the expiration of that period you | | will find that nearly all of them have | | answered themselves. | | | \ -- Arthur Binstead / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;