Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / You'd better smile when they watch you, \ | smile like you're in control. | | | \ -- Smile, "Was (Not Was)" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;