Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / Government spending? I don't know what \ | it's all about. I don't know any more | | about this thing than an economist | | does, and, God knows, he doesn't know | | much. | | | \ -- Will Rogers / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;