Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Two men looked out from the prison \ | bars, | | | | One saw mud-- | | | | The other saw stars. | | | | Now let me get this right: two | | prisoners are looking out the window. | | While one of them was looking at all | | the mud -- the other one got hit in the | \ head. / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;