Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / Some points to remember [about \ | animals]: | | | | (1) Don't go to sleep under big | | animals, e.g., elephants, rhinoceri, | | | | hippopotamuses; | | | | (2) Don't put animals with sharp teeth | | or poisonous fangs down the | | | | front of your clothes; | | | | (3) Don't pat certain animals, e.g., | | crocodiles and scorpions or dogs | | | | you have just kicked. | | | | -- Mike Harding, "The Armchair | \ Anarchist's Almanac" / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;