Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _____________________________________ / QOTD: \ | | | Some people have one of those days. | \ I've had one of those lives. / ------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;