Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / The astronomer Francesco Sizi, a \ | contemporary of Galileo, argues that | | Jupiter can have no satellites: | | | | There are seven windows in the head, | | two nostrils, two ears, two eyes, and a | | mouth; so in the heavens there are two | | favorable stars, two unpropitious, two | | luminaries, and Mercury alone undecided | | and indifferent. From which and many | | other similar phenomena of nature such | | as the seven metals, etc., which it | | were tedious to enumerate, we gather | | that the number of planets is | | necessarily seven. [...] | | | | Moreover, the satellites are invisible | | to the naked eye and therefore can have | | no influence on the earth and therefore | | would be useless and therefore do not | \ exist. / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;