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Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:


$ fortune | cowsay

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/ The astronomer Francesco Sizi, a        \
| contemporary of Galileo, argues that    |
| Jupiter can have no satellites:         |
|                                         |
| There are seven windows in the head,    |
| two nostrils, two ears, two eyes, and a |
| mouth; so in the heavens there are two  |
| favorable stars, two unpropitious, two  |
| luminaries, and Mercury alone undecided |
| and indifferent. From which and many    |
| other similar phenomena of nature such  |
| as the seven metals, etc., which it     |
| were tedious to enumerate, we gather    |
| that the number of planets is           |
| necessarily seven. [...]                |
|                                         |
| Moreover, the satellites are invisible  |
| to the naked eye and therefore can have |
| no influence on the earth and therefore |
| would be useless and therefore do not   |
\ exist.                                  /
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        \   ^__^
         \  (oo)\_______
            (__)\       )\/\
                ||----w |
                ||     ||


Here is the PHP code:
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;