Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / EARL GREY PROFILES \ | | | NAME: Jean-Luc Perriwinkle Picard | | OCCUPATION: Starship Big Cheese AGE: 94 | | BIRTHPLACE: Paris, Terra Sector EYES: | | Grey SKIN: Tanned HAIR: Not much LAST | | MAGAZINE READ: | | | | Lobes 'n' Probes, the Ferengi-Betazoid | | Sex Quarterly TEA: Earl Grey. Hot. | | | \ EARL GREY NEVER VARIES. / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;