Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / College football is a game which would \ | be much more interesting if the faculty | | played instead of the students, and | | even more interesting if the trustees | | played. There would be a great increase | | in broken arms, legs, and necks, and | | simultaneously an appreciable | | diminution in the loss to humanity. | | | \ -- H. L. Mencken / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;