Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / I have already given two cousins to the \ | war and I stand ready to sacrifice my | | wife's brother. | | | \ -- Artemus Ward / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;