Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / I realize that the MX missile is none \ | of our concern. I realize that the | | whole point of living in a democracy is | | that we pay professional | | congresspersons to concern themselves | | with things like the MX missile so we | | can be free to concern ourselves with | | getting hold of the plumber. | | | | But from time to time, I feel I must | | address major public issues such as | | this, because in a free and open | | society, where the very future of the | | world hinges on decisions made by our | | elected leaders, you never win large | | cash journalism awards if you stick to | | the topics I usually write about, such | | as nose-picking. | | | | -- Dave Barry, "At Last, the Ultimate | | Deterrent Against | | | \ Political Fallout" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;