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Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:


$ fortune | cowsay

 _________________________________________
/ I realize that the MX missile is none   \
| of our concern. I realize that the      |
| whole point of living in a democracy is |
| that we pay professional                |
| congresspersons to concern themselves   |
| with things like the MX missile so we   |
| can be free to concern ourselves with   |
| getting hold of the plumber.            |
|                                         |
| But from time to time, I feel I must    |
| address major public issues such as     |
| this, because in a free and open        |
| society, where the very future of the   |
| world hinges on decisions made by our   |
| elected leaders, you never win large    |
| cash journalism awards if you stick to  |
| the topics I usually write about, such  |
| as nose-picking.                        |
|                                         |
| -- Dave Barry, "At Last, the Ultimate   |
| Deterrent Against                       |
|                                         |
\ Political Fallout"                      /
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        \   ^__^
         \  (oo)\_______
            (__)\       )\/\
                ||----w |
                ||     ||


Here is the PHP code:
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;