Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _____________________________________ / I knew one thing: as soon as anyone \ | said you didn't need a gun, you'd | | better take one along that worked. | | | \ -- Raymond Chandler / ------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;