Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / Real Programmers don't play tennis, or \ | any other sport that requires you to | | change clothes. Mountain climbing is | | OK, and real programmers wear their | | climbing boots to work in case a | | mountain should suddenly spring up in | \ the middle of the machine room. / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;