Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / < doogie> asuffield: how do you think \ | dpkg was originally written? :| < | | asuffield> by letting iwj get | | dangerously near a computer | | | \ -- in #debian-devel / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;