Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / The world is your exercise-book, the \ | pages on which you do your sums. It is | | not reality, although you can express | | reality there if you wish. You are also | | free to write nonsense, or lies, or to | | tear the pages. | | | | -- Messiah's Handbook : Reminders for | \ the Advanced Soul / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;