Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / There is a great discovery still to be \ | made in Literature: that of paying | | literary men by the quantity they do | \ NOT write. / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;