Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Once Again From the Top \ | | | Correction notice in the Miami Herald: | | "Last Sunday, The Herald erroneously | | reported that original Dolphin Johnny | | Holmes had been an insurance salesman | | in Raleigh, North Carolina, that he had | | won the New York lottery in 1982 and | | lost the money in a land swindle, that | | he had been charged with vehicular | | homicide, but acquitted because his | | mother said she drove the car, and that | | he stated that the funniest thing he | | ever saw was Flipper spouting water on | | George Wilson. Each of these items was | | erroneous material published | | inadvertently. He was not an insurance | | salesman in Raleigh, did not win the | | lottery, neither he nor his mother was | | charged or involved in any way with | | vehicular homicide, and he made no | | comment about Flipper or George Wilson. | | The Herald regrets the errors." | | | \ -- "The Progressive", March, 1987 / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;