Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / When two people are under the influence \ | of the most violent, most insane, most | | delusive, and most transient of | | passions, they are required to swear | | that they will remain in that excited, | | abnormal, and exhausting condition | | continuously until death do them part. | | | \ -- George Bernard Shaw / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;