Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / "The most important thing in a man is \ | not what he knows, but what he is." | | | \ -- Narciso Yepes / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;