Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / I loved her with a love thirsty and \ | desperate. I felt that we two might | | commit some act so atrocious that the | | world, seeing us, would find it | | irresistible. | | | | -- Gene Wolfe, "The Shadow of the | \ Torturer" / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;