Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / I used to have nightmares that the \ | Grinch's dog would kidnap me and make | | me dress up in a halter-top and hot | | pants and listen to Burl Ives records. | | | | -- Robin, "Anything But Love", | \ 12/18/91. / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;