Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / Architectural Indigestion: \ | | | The almost obsessive need to live in a | | "cool" architectural environment. | | Frequently related objects of fetish | | include framed black-and-white art | | photography (Diane Arbus a favorite); | | simplistic pine furniture; matte black | | high-tech items such as TVs, stereos, | | and telephones; low-wattage ambient | | lighting; a lamp, chair, or table that | | alludes to the 1950s; cut flowers with | | complex names. | | | | -- Douglas Coupland, "Generation X: | | Tales for an Accelerated | | | \ Culture" / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;