Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________ / "Do you think there's a God?" \ | | | "Well, ____SOMEbody's out to get | | me!" | | | \ -- Calvin and Hobbs / -------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;