Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / It is practically impossible to teach \ | good programming style to students that | | have had prior exposure to BASIC: as | | potential programmers they are mentally | | mutilated beyond hope of regeneration. | | | | -- Edsger W. Dijkstra, SIGPLAN Notices, | \ Volume 17, Number 5 / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;