Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / It's a bird.. It's a plane.. No, it's \ | KernelMan, faster than a speeding | | bullet, to your rescue. Doing new | | kernel versions in under 5 seconds | | flat.. | | | | -- Linus, in the announcement for | \ 1.3.27 / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;