Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / Hear me, my chiefs, I am tired; my \ | heart is sick and sad. From where the | | sun now stands I Will Fight No More | | Forever. | | | \ -- Chief Joseph of the Nez Perce / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;