Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / Honorable, adj.: \ | | | Afflicted with an impediment in one's | | reach. In legislative | | | | bodies, it is customary to mention all | | members as honorable; as, | | | | "the honorable gentleman is a scurvy | | cur." | | | | -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's | \ Dictionary" / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;