Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Families, when a child is born Want it \ | to be intelligent. I, through | | intelligence, Having wrecked my whole | | life, Only hope the baby will prove | | Ignorant and stupid. Then he will crown | | a tranquil life By becoming a Cabinet | | Minister | | | \ -- Su Tung-p'o / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;