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Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:


$ fortune | cowsay

 ________________________________________
/ When I drink, *everybody* drinks!" a   \
| man shouted to the assembled bar       |
| patrons. A loud general cheer went up. |
| After downing his whiskey, he hopped   |
| onto a barstool and shouted "When I    |
| take another drink, *everybody* takes  |
| another drink!" The announcement       |
| produced another cheer and another     |
| round of drinks.                       |
|                                        |
| As soon as he had downed his second    |
| drink, the fellow hopped back onto the |
| stool. "And when I pay," he bellowed,  |
| slapping five dollars onto the bar,    |
\ "*everybody* pays!"                    /
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        \   ^__^
         \  (oo)\_______
            (__)\       )\/\
                ||----w |
                ||     ||


Here is the PHP code:
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;