Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / Lessness: \ | | | A philosophy whereby one reconciles | | oneself with diminishing expectations | | of material wealth: "I've given up | | wanting to make a killing or be a | | bigshot. I just want to find happiness | | and maybe open up a little roadside | | cafe in Idaho." | | | | -- Douglas Coupland, "Generation X: | | Tales for an Accelerated | | | \ Culture" / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;