Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ______________________________________ / You can't evaluate a man by logic \ | alone. | | | \ -- McCoy, "I, Mudd", stardate 4513.3 / -------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;