Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Is uniformity attainable? Millions of \ | innocent men, women, and children, | | since the introduction of Christianity, | | have been burnt, tortured, fined, | | imprisoned; yet we have not advanced | | one inch towards uniformity. What has | | been the effect of coercion? To make | | one half of the world fools, and the | | other half hypocrites. | | | \ -- Thomas Jefferson / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;