Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / On the night before her family moved \ | from Kansas to California, the little | | girl knelt by her bed to say her | | prayers. "God bless Mommy and Daddy and | | Keith and Kim," she said. As she began | | to get up, she quickly added, "Oh, and | | God, this is goodbye. We're moving to | \ Hollywood." / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;