Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / What a bonanza! An unknown beginner to \ | be directed by Lubitsch, in a script by | | Wilder and Brackett, and to play with | | Paramount's two superstars, Gary Cooper | | and Claudette Colbert, and to be beaten | | up by both of them! | | | | -- David Niven, "Bring On the Empty | \ Horses" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;