Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Just once, I wish we would encounter an \ | alien menace that wasn't immune to | | bullets. | | | \ -- The Brigadier, "Dr. Who" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;