Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / He played the king as if afraid someone \ | else would play the ace. | | | \ -- John Mason Brown, drama critic / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;