Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Harold had never wanted a woman so much \ | in his life, upon overhearing the | | 22-year-old beauty remark that he was | | too old and out of shape for her. The | | determined septuagenarian immediately | | embarked upon a rigorous | | self-improvement program. He had his | | face lifted, bought a toupee, ran five | | miles every day, lifted weights and | | adopted a strict vegetarian diet. | | Within months, the rejuvenated man won | | the young woman's heart, and she agreed | | to marry him. | | | | On the way out of the chapel, however, | | Harold was fatally struck by lightning. | | Furious, he confronted Saint Peter at | | the pearly gates. "How could you do | | this to me after all the pain I went | | through?" | | | | "To be honest, Harold," Saint Peter | | sheepishly replied, "I didn't recognize | \ you." / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;