Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Old Mother Hubbard went to the cupboard \ | To fetch her poor daughter a dress. | | When she got there, the cupboard was | | bare And so was her daughter, I | \ guess... / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;