Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / A woman of generous character will \ | sacrifice her life a thousand times | | over for her lover, but will break with | | him for ever over a question of pride | | -- for the opening or the shutting of a | | door. | | | \ -- Stendhal / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;