Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ______________________________________ / Mere nonexistence is a feeble excuse \ | for declaring a thing unseeable. You | | *can* see dragons. You just have to | | look in the right direction. | | | \ -- John Hasler / -------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;