Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / To err is human; to forgive is simply \ | not our policy. | | | \ -- MIT Assasination Club / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;