Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Fortune presents: \ | | | USEFUL PHRASES IN ESPERANTO, #1. | | | | ^Cu vi parolas angle? Do you speak | | English? Mi ne komprenas. I don't | | understand. Vi estas la sola | | esperantisto kiun mi You're the only | | Esperanto speaker | | | | renkontas. I've met. La ^ceko estas | | enpo^stigita. The check is in the mail. | | Oni ne povas, ^gin netrovi. You can't | | miss it. Mi nur rigardadas. I'm just | | looking around. Nu, ^sajnis bona ideo. | \ Well, it seemed like a good idea. / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;