Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / BARRY ... That was the most \ | HEART-WARMING rendition of "I DID IT MY | \ WAY" I've ever heard!! / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;