Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / I don't know half of you half as well \ | as I should like; and I like less than | | half of you half as well as you | | deserve. | | | \ -- J. R. R. Tolkien / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;