Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / SANTA CLAUS comes down a FIRE ESCAPE \ | wearing bright blue LEG WARMERS ... He | | scrubs the POPE with a mild soap or | | detergent for 15 minutes, starring JANE | \ FONDA!! / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;