Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / Finding out what goes on in the C.I.A. \ | is like performing acupuncture on a | | rock. | | | \ -- New York Times, Jan. 20, 1981 / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;