Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _____________________________________ / Diplomacy is the art of letting the \ | other party have things your way. | | | \ -- Daniele Vare / ------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;