Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________ / "What terrible way to die." \ | | | "There are no good ways." | | | | -- Sulu and Kirk, "That Which | \ Survives", stardate unknown / ------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;