Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / /* \ | | | * [...] Note that 120 sec is defined in | | the protocol as the maximum | | | | * possible RTT. I guess we'll have to | | use something other than TCP | | | | * to talk to the University of Mars. | | | | * PAWS allows us longer timeouts and | | large windows, so once implemented | | | | * ftp to mars will work nicely. | | | | */ | | | | -- from /usr/src/linux/net/inet/tcp.c, | \ concerning RTT [round trip time] / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;