Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _____________________________________ / QOTD: \ | | | "I'd never marry a woman who didn't | | like pizza... I might play | | | | golf with her, but I wouldn't marry | \ her!" / ------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;