Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / Excellence is THE trend of the '80s. \ | Walk into any shopping mall bookstore, | | go to the rack where they keep the | | best-sellers such as "Garfield Gets | | Spayed", and you'll see a half-dozen | | books telling you how to be excellent: | | "In Search of Excellence", "Finding | | Excellence", "Grasping Hold of | | Excellence", "Where to Hide Your | | Excellence at Night So the Cleaning | | Personnel Don't Steal It", etc. | | | | -- Dave Barry, "In Search of | \ Excellence" / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;